Glitch Slapped

It was an average sunny day, except for the fact that it was raining and at night. The first part of that sentence is called a “lie.” Get used to them. You have to stay on your toes in this business.

"This business" being AntiVirus Software. It's my sworn duty to protect Unitled Document City from all manner of Virus, Bugs, Malware, and even the dreaded Glitches.